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I lost my glasses in the ocean this weekend and am using my backup glasses now. If you are in the ocean and find a pair of glasses, please turn them in to the ocean lost & found box near customer service, okay?

Note to people who like being able to see: the ocean is not the place for you.

8 Games on Impossible Mode - a new article from the nightmares of Billy Mitchell.

That terrible 8-bit cop in a 16-bit game took me forever. I can’t imagine how long it would have taken me if I doubled his bits.

collegehumor:

A Shy Love Affair - Andrew Bridgeman provides us with  a college-ruled romance story for the ages.

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I used one of these lame-o notes to ask out someone who then became my first girlfriend back in 6th grade. We went on one date (we saw “The Avengers” - the terrible one with Uma Thurman and Sean Connery, not the yet-to-be-released AMAZING version about superheroes hanging out) - where I spilled popcorn butter on my AND1 shorts at the beginning of the movie. It was probably the worst date ever. We also slow-danced to that Aerosmith Armageddon song at a dance.

What I’m getting at here is that pathetic repressed memories are my favorite things to write articles about. Expect one about the time I pissed my pants in the outfield of a little league game soon.

Buffy season 4 gets a lot of rightly-deserved bashing, but “Superstar” and “Hush” still make it way more entertaining than most seasons of anything.

Above: Emmy-nominated screenwriter (for “Recall”) Danny Strong.

I imagine I would’ve been a fan of the “house on stilts under constant threat by beavers” gag, although overall this sounds like the worst idea ever.

Whoa. Why did Santa give these children baby Jesus as a gift? I don’t think they’re ready for that kind of responsibility.

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susannawolff:

collegehumor:

Your Girlfriend’s Actual Seven “Evil Exes” - They can’t be defeated, only tolerated.

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You should read this. Also, you should see Scott Pilgrim, because it’s great.

I LUV SCOTT PILGRIM

Weird. A love sword just came out of my chest when I read this article. Probably should look into that.

About 8 months ago, I put The Late Shift in my Netflix queue because I hadn’t seen it in a while and it seemed very appropriate. Naturally, everyone else did too, and there was a long waiting list for Netflix’s two copies of the movie. It finally arrived today! And I noticed this immediately…

ARZT WAS LENO. How did it take me this long to figure this out?

5 Pokemon Facebook Updates 

I haven’t played a Pokemon game since the original, so don’t expect any references past 1998 (or whenever it came out, but ‘98 just feels right). I will, however, be picking up Black & White when that comes out, because I want to see how Pokemon deals with the sensitive topic of racial segregation.

Digg it? If you don’t want to, no biggie. No pressure or anything, just thought I’d ask.