The RC car chase from “The Deal Pool,” a Dirty Harry film.
I’ll let you judge for yourself.
This is Duotrope, one of the first things I made on the Spore Creature Creator. I’m sure it would beg for death if it were real. One of those mouths has to poop, right?
I love being a cruel, god-like being!
Anyone crazy enough to spend the hundreds of millions of dollars, go through an exhausting and non-stop campaign for almost two years straight, go through the intense public scrutiny that examines every flaw, foible, gaffe, and mistake in your entire life, and be reviled and hated by half of the country just because of your political affiliation in order to secure the job with the most pressure in the entire world for little pay and continued public scrutiny and constant blame for any woes the country may befall is probably too crazy for the job.
We should pick our next president by whoever wins American Idol this year. That way, our president can serenade the country when it’s feelin’ low.
Spore comes out in 3 days and 19 hours. It will be the best game ever. You can make anything you want.
Here is Masi Oka’s (Hiro from “Heroes”) creature. It’s pretty cute and awesome.
I figured out what that sound the smoke monster (from Lost) makes when it’s sneaking around! (Ya know, that “tstssstststststttttstststst” sound?)
It’s the same sounds cabs in NYC make when they print receipts! Which fits with what Rose said in the pilot episode, that the way it sounded reminded her of the Bronx (or maybe Brooklyn, I can’t remember exactly). So…the smoke monster is a weird, magic taxi cab? Almost definitely. Who is it transporting?
…Jacob?
The parody genre, once so young and full of life (Airplane!, The Naked Gun) passed away today with the release of Disaster Movie.
It’s killers will have no problem having sex with the dead corpse for many years to come, though, I’d imagine. So long as there are still recent movies to “parody” and things to fall on people. I imagine it will look a little something like this.
(by the way - Disaster Movie’s title really makes it easy on pun-loving reviewers: “This movie is a disaster!” “This movie lives up to its name!” “WHAT A DISASTER!” and “What happened when Kim Kardashian sat on a fan? It…well, it couldn’t disass her completely because she has a pretty huge ass but it disassed her a lot!”)