July 04 2009


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Seriously though…what IS the deal with double-penetration?
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frictionlesssuperfeet:

Simon and Garfunkel America

(I’ve always loved this song a little bit extra because of the lyric “‘Kathy,’ I said as we boarded the Greyhound in Pittsburgh, ‘Michigan seems like a dream to me now,’” because that is my name and I lived in those places.)

Auto-reblog for Simon and Garfunkel. Gonna watch their concert in Central Park today. There is nothing cooler than a balding ‘fro and angelic man-falsetto.

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June 28 2009

Madame, my film rises below vulgarity.

—Mel Brooks, about The Producers
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ELO - Showdown

I want to watch Kingpin so bad. Thanks for reminding me of this song’s existence, brother.

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frictionlesssuperfeet:

leeleeleelee:

HI, LEE KNOX HERE! HAS THIS EVER HAPPENED TO YOU? YOU’RE WATCHING YOUR FAVORITE INFOMERCIAL GUY ONE DAY AND THEN CHECK THE BLAGOSPHERE NEXT AND FIND OUT THAT HE WAS FOUND DEAD!  BILLY MAYS WAS A TRUE BADASS! I WOULD SCREAM HIS EULOGY ANY DAY OF THE WEEK!

This is a weekend of death. In addition to Farrah Fawcett, Michael Jackson, and Billy Mays, our adorable kitten died last night in his sleep. The rapture is upon us, people.

CELEBRITY DEATHS COME IN THREES, NOT FOURS!

God, I demand you bring back Billy Mays. There are rules and you broke them.

Also, RIP Chasino’s kitty. I hate cats, but kittens are pretty awesome.

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June 27 2009

Doesn’t rank in the top twenty of the best Simpsons cameos, but this episode (and this scene especially) might be one of the most truly heartfelt ever.

Hey Simpsons, making Michael Jackson a white guy? REAL LIFE DID IT.

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June 26 2009
After marathon-ing through seasons 1 and 2 of Dexter, I’m pretty impressed with the show, even though pretty much every scene that doesn’t directly involve Dexter himself tends to be terrible.

Mots impressive, though, is Jacob showing up as Rita’s evil abusive heroin-addicted ex-husband.

After marathon-ing through seasons 1 and 2 of Dexter, I’m pretty impressed with the show, even though pretty much every scene that doesn’t directly involve Dexter himself tends to be terrible.

Mots impressive, though, is Jacob showing up as Rita’s evil abusive heroin-addicted ex-husband.

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June 24 2009
Given AMC’s perfect batting record (Mad Men, Breaking Bad), I have a lot of high hopes for their third series - Rubicon, a conspiracy thriller about a think tank. I’m a little worried though - it’s got the least original, interesting premise of all of AMC’s shows, and it’s going to star James Badge Dale. Mad Men and Breaking Bad are both anchored by awesome, unbelievably strong performances by the main leads, and I know James Badge Dale best as Chase, AKA the awful Shia LaBeouf to Jack Bauer’s Harrison Ford from the third season of 24. Here’s hopin’.
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welcometothisblogbitch:

kevinslane:

This is huge news. HUGE!

Could this mean the Academy will finally start considering comedies and Pixar films for best picture!?

Oh, it is good to joke.

Oh good, now the Oscars will run about 2 hours longer! They were so low on Best Supporting Actors this year that Tom Cruise got nominated for his shitty extended cameo in Tropic Thunder. If this had been done a year ago, we would all be referring to Jason Statham as “Academy Award Nominee Jason Statham.”

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