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Aug
19th
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Out With the Old, In With the Nuclear

I’m endlessly fascinated with everything about the Cold War (favorite Cold War Wikipedia article), and have lately been reading up on some aspects of it that I never really gave much thought to.

For instance: the Soviet Nuclear Weapons Doctrine. It was originally quite a bit different from what we would traditionally think any country’s nuclear doctrine would be (“don’t use nukes unless you really don’t like being alive” - which is more in line what the US doctrine was). The difference was this: The Russians didn’t see a war with nuclear weapons as a last ditch effort to be avoided at all costs because it would clearly be the end of the world. They saw nukes as tactical artillery for a long time - meaning that they could launch some nukes to force a break in the defense line of their enemy and rush through that fortified line and destroy shit from the inside. That’s what they had done in WWII (although obviously without nuclear weapons) and that’s what they assumed would be the continued strategy of war.

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Aug
18th
Wed
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slaughterhouse90210:

“You know, that might be the answer – to act boastfully about something we ought to be ashamed of. That’s a trick that never seems to fail.” — Joseph Heller, Catch-22

slaughterhouse90210:

“You know, that might be the answer – to act boastfully about something we ought to be ashamed of. That’s a trick that never seems to fail.”
— Joseph Heller, Catch-22

Aug
17th
Tue
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Friday Night Lights season 4 comes out today! And season 5 starts soon! Don’t let my terrible doodles dissuade you - this show is the real deal.

Friday Night Lights season 4 comes out today! And season 5 starts soon! Don’t let my terrible doodles dissuade you - this show is the real deal.

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Mortal Kombat Characters Invade Other Games - a new article, combining Mortal Kombat and games that aren’t Mortal Kombat. I’ve had that first image of Raiden in Mario Kart in my head for months, and I was finally able to cobble together some other things to make it an actual article.
Let the rest of this post hereby be known as “Article-fest ‘98”:
YET ANOTHER DISNEY ARTICLE! Mulan has the single best Disney song ever, “I’ll Make a Man Out of You.” Donny Osmond sings it. And it’s fantastic!
Also, here are some articles I forgot to post about due to crippling shame and other factors (all shame-based):
Ash’s ArkThe Horrible TruthPaperboy is a Terrible Employee

Mortal Kombat Characters Invade Other Games - a new article, combining Mortal Kombat and games that aren’t Mortal Kombat. I’ve had that first image of Raiden in Mario Kart in my head for months, and I was finally able to cobble together some other things to make it an actual article.

Let the rest of this post hereby be known as “Article-fest ‘98”:

YET ANOTHER DISNEY ARTICLE! Mulan has the single best Disney song ever, “I’ll Make a Man Out of You.” Donny Osmond sings it. And it’s fantastic!

Also, here are some articles I forgot to post about due to crippling shame and other factors (all shame-based):

Ash’s Ark
The Horrible Truth
Paperboy is a Terrible Employee

Aug
16th
Mon
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“Your scientists have yet to discover how neural  networks create self-consciousness, let alone how the human brain  processes two-dimensional retinal images into the three-dimensional  phenomenon known as “perception.” Yet you somehow brazenly declare that  seeing is believing!”
-The Man in Black (Jose Chung’s “From Outer Space”)

Your scientists have yet to discover how neural networks create self-consciousness, let alone how the human brain processes two-dimensional retinal images into the three-dimensional phenomenon known as “perception.” Yet you somehow brazenly declare that seeing is believing!”

-The Man in Black (Jose Chung’s “From Outer Space”)

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Just another regular ol’ sunset…
ON MARS!

Just another regular ol’ sunset…

ON MARS!

Aug
15th
Sun
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Buffy is a great, weird show. Take these two shots, for example. They happen within about 2 minutes of each other. The portly evil lunchlady turns into a thin man for no reason (and only for the fight shots).
Also, Jonathon tries to kill himself with a sniper rifle.
Naturally, Sarah Michelle Gellar believed this episode would help those affected by Columbine.

Buffy is a great, weird show. Take these two shots, for example. They happen within about 2 minutes of each other. The portly evil lunchlady turns into a thin man for no reason (and only for the fight shots).

Also, Jonathon tries to kill himself with a sniper rifle.

Naturally, Sarah Michelle Gellar believed this episode would help those affected by Columbine.

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Meet Nate. Voted “Most Likely To Go Super-Saiyan On Buu.”

Meet Nate. Voted “Most Likely To Go Super-Saiyan On Buu.”