Jun
28th
Sun
28th
CELEBRITY DEATHS COME IN THREES, NOT FOURS!HI, LEE KNOX HERE! HAS THIS EVER HAPPENED TO YOU? YOU’RE WATCHING YOUR FAVORITE INFOMERCIAL GUY ONE DAY AND THEN CHECK THE BLAGOSPHERE NEXT AND FIND OUT THAT HE WAS FOUND DEAD! BILLY MAYS WAS A TRUE BADASS! I WOULD SCREAM HIS EULOGY ANY DAY OF THE WEEK!This is a weekend of death. In addition to Farrah Fawcett, Michael Jackson, and Billy Mays, our adorable kitten died last night in his sleep. The rapture is upon us, people.
God, I demand you bring back Billy Mays. There are rules and you broke them.
Also, RIP Chasino’s kitty. I hate cats, but kittens are pretty awesome.

