It’s a blog eat blog world. Email: its.b.mail@gmail.com Stuff I’ve WrittenThings I’ve written, from across the farthest reaches of the internet. TwitterGarfield minus Jon Craphole Island: A Lost-Theory Blog var gaJsHost = (("https:" == document.location.protocol) ? "https://ssl." : "http://www."); document.write(unescape("%3Cscript src='" + gaJsHost + "google-analytics.com/ga.js' type='text/javascript'%3E%3C/script%3E")); var pageTracker = _gat._getTracker("UA-5475157-1"); pageTracker._trackPageview(); An Internet WebsiteTumblr (3.0; @andrewbridgman)http://an-internet-website.com/susannawolff: collegehumor: “4 Online Activities That Are Much...<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kyzijbGDmV1qasthro1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://susannawolff.tumblr.com/post/435395071/collegehumor-4-online-activities-that-are-much" target="_blank">susannawolff</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://blog.collegehumor.com/post/435390134/4-online-activities-that-are-much-more-difficult" target="_blank">collegehumor</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>“4 Online Activities That Are Much More Difficult on Chatroulette” by Andrew B.</p> <p>Not on that list: showing your dick to strangers.</p> <p><a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1802150" target="_blank">Read</a> it. <a href="http://digg.com/d31Kzqr" target="_blank">Digg</a> it.</p> </blockquote> </blockquote> <p>I will be discussing the article at length on Chatroulette tonight. See if you can find me! I’ll be the one with the dick pressed up against the webcam. That close though, it always looks like landscape.</p>http://an-internet-website.com/post/435611725http://an-internet-website.com/post/435611725Mon, 08 Mar 2010 19:28:34 -0500Photo<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kysk5nVl7i1qzn26vo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://an-internet-website.com/post/427604357http://an-internet-website.com/post/427604357Thu, 04 Mar 2010 23:22:35 -0500clay davissheeeeeeeeitthe wireFuck Yeah Look At This Fucking 1001 Rules For Daily Richard Kind Oh Yes<a href="http://fuckyeahrichardkind.tumblr.com">Fuck Yeah Look At This Fucking 1001 Rules For Daily Richard Kind Oh Yes</a>http://an-internet-website.com/post/425351545http://an-internet-website.com/post/425351545Wed, 03 Mar 2010 21:46:00 -0500richard kind5 Videogame Character Twitter Accounts Also, click this link....<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kyoguvUBUf1qzn26vo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1801490" target="_blank">5 Videogame Character Twitter Accounts</a></p> <p>Also, click <a href="http://digg.com/comedy/5_Videogame_character_twitter_accounts_IMG" target="_blank">this link</a>. Then click the button that says “digg.” I’m not going to tell you why, you just need to trust me on this one.</p> <p>PS - I doff the brim of my hat to Conor for not only being hilarious and chock full of great ideas, but also for being very humorous and filled to the brim with amazing thoughts.</p>http://an-internet-website.com/post/422845598http://an-internet-website.com/post/422845598Tue, 02 Mar 2010 18:20:55 -0500condrew bkeontwitterFulminated mercury. A little tweak of chemistry.<img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kymyj83D0N1qzn26vo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Fulminated mercury. A little tweak of chemistry.</p>http://an-internet-website.com/post/422296926http://an-internet-website.com/post/422296926Tue, 02 Mar 2010 12:21:27 -0500breaking badTell ‘Em the Truth - Reefer Madness!<embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://an-internet-website.com/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/421217194/tumblr_kymxvs4HKJ1qzn26v&color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"></embed><br/><br/><p><b>Tell ‘Em the Truth - <i>Reefer Madness!</i></b></p>http://an-internet-website.com/post/421217194http://an-internet-website.com/post/421217194Mon, 01 Mar 2010 22:34:04 -0500Proverb of the DayOne man’s curbside trash is another man’s comfy new recliner.http://an-internet-website.com/post/419331798http://an-internet-website.com/post/419331798Mon, 01 Mar 2010 01:00:00 -0500free reclinerproverbreally it's perfectly fineWhen you walk through the garden… (YES - that really is...<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kyiln4zQGx1qzn26vo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>When you walk through the garden…</p> <p>(YES - that really is the real Pit!)</p>http://an-internet-website.com/post/415846777http://an-internet-website.com/post/415846777Sat, 27 Feb 2010 14:18:00 -0500the wirethe pitbarksdaleWHERE THE FUCK IS WALLACE?!Photo<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kyhmrn8YA71qzn26vo1_r1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://an-internet-website.com/post/415686692http://an-internet-website.com/post/415686692Sat, 27 Feb 2010 12:43:18 -0500frank millerpeanutscollegehumor: Internet Sex Moves Read it. Digg it. Love it. <img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kygz0zydBn1qasthro1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://blog.collegehumor.com/post/413983080/internet-sex-moves-read-it-digg-it-love-it" target="_blank">collegehumor</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1802034" target="_blank">Internet Sex Moves</a></p> <p><a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1802034" target="_blank">Read</a> it. <a href="http://digg.com/d31K3ig" target="_blank">Digg</a> it. Love it.</p> </blockquote>http://an-internet-website.com/post/414063240http://an-internet-website.com/post/414063240Fri, 26 Feb 2010 18:01:43 -0500I know that all pasta is the same thing, except the varieties are shaped differently - but I will...I know that all pasta is the same thing, except the varieties are shaped differently - but I will...http://an-internet-website.com/post/411849813http://an-internet-website.com/post/411849813Thu, 25 Feb 2010 17:08:55 -0500pastaTELEGRAM FOR MARVELNONE OF THESE PEOPLE ARE CAPTAIN AMERICA STOP THIS IS CAPTAIN AMERICA STOP PLEASE ALERT HIM AND SIGN...http://an-internet-website.com/post/410714503http://an-internet-website.com/post/410714503Thu, 25 Feb 2010 01:52:00 -0500marvelcaptain americachace crawford's hair is too pretty to belong to a manA never-intended-to-be-seen image from this article!<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kydhk7nGuu1qzn26vo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>A never-intended-to-be-seen image from <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1801797" target="_blank">this article</a>!</p>http://an-internet-website.com/post/410051286http://an-internet-website.com/post/410051286Wed, 24 Feb 2010 20:02:31 -0500deleted scenespastaKids in the Hall - The Beard<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/nYuOurhglz8&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/nYuOurhglz8&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p><b>Kids in the Hall - The Beard</b></p>http://an-internet-website.com/post/409348904http://an-internet-website.com/post/409348904Wed, 24 Feb 2010 12:33:54 -0500kithkids in the hallfacial hairThis…this must be a mistake.<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kyaar4YsTj1qzn26vo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>This…this must be a mistake.</p>http://an-internet-website.com/post/407304148http://an-internet-website.com/post/407304148Tue, 23 Feb 2010 13:03:26 -0500jurassic barkthree gays of the condo?!futuramaHey everyone, I’ve updated my resume! Help me a get a new...<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ky9nilMMFM1qzn26vo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Hey everyone, I’ve updated my <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1801179" target="_blank">resume</a>!</p> <p>Help me a get a new gigg with a <a href="http://digg.com/comedy/My_Week_As_A_Church_Sign_Guy" target="_blank">digg</a>!</p>http://an-internet-website.com/post/405705897http://an-internet-website.com/post/405705897Mon, 22 Feb 2010 18:20:00 -0500horrible rhymesself promotionthe guy from sideways(My review of The Wire: Season 2)<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ky7rsda5aT1qzn26vo1_400.gif"/><br/><br/><p><i>(My review of The Wire: Season 2)</i></p>http://an-internet-website.com/post/403537224http://an-internet-website.com/post/403537224Sun, 21 Feb 2010 18:02:00 -0500the wireBatman: Dead End The only thing I really know Andrew Koenig...<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/7zn53yhjsDM&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/7zn53yhjsDM&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p><b>Batman: Dead End</b></p> <p>The only thing I really know <a href="http://www.tmz.com/2010/02/21/growing-pains-andrew-koenig-missing-boner-vancouver/" target="_blank">Andrew Koenig</a> from, although apparently he played Kirk Cameron’s friend Boner. This is infinitely better than that was, or so I imagine.</p>http://an-internet-website.com/post/403089648http://an-internet-website.com/post/403089648Sun, 21 Feb 2010 14:01:55 -0500batmansecret guest stars!Hey Little World - The Hives (heard recently in the Kick-Ass...<embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://an-internet-website.com/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/401365739/tumblr_ky5z021tc91qzn26v&color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"></embed><br/><br/><p><b>Hey Little World - The Hives</b></p> <p>(<i>heard recently in the <a href="http://popwatch.ew.com/2010/02/19/kick-ass-red-band-trailer/" target="_blank">Kick-Ass trailer</a></i>)</p>http://an-internet-website.com/post/401365739http://an-internet-website.com/post/401365739Sat, 20 Feb 2010 18:38:26 -0500the hiveswhatchagonnado?kick-ass"Ah, Rex Morgan M.D. - you have the prescription for the daily blues."“Ah, Rex Morgan M.D. - you have the prescription for the daily blues.” - Homer Simpsonhttp://an-internet-website.com/post/401275841http://an-internet-website.com/post/401275841Sat, 20 Feb 2010 17:42:42 -0500